... now do I respond to this with vague melancholy noises about the finiteness of human experiences (which is something I get, like, a lot), or reminiscence about the how the last time I heard "Asexual's are missing out on a fundamental part of the human experience" it was followed up with "And I assume they fill that void by torturing cats". That's not an exact quote but "torturing cats" was the example given.

(Also "You might *think* you know the contentment of drifting off to sleep, and the satisfaction of waking well-rested, but do you *really*? ", Laughs bitterly in insomnia)