Didn't realize doorknob-licking was a verb in and of itself now lol
(All that phrase makes us think of is a time in a killing game roleplay where one character poisoned a doorknob, and then - after this information had come out and there was no doubt left about the poison! - another character licked a rag used to clean that doorknob, predictably poisoning himself. The roleplay group always remembered that as literally licking the doorknob, which we presume is because it's funnier to imagine that way.)
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Didn't realize doorknob-licking was a verb in and of itself now lol
(All that phrase makes us think of is a time in a killing game roleplay where one character poisoned a doorknob, and then - after this information had come out and there was no doubt left about the poison! - another character licked a rag used to clean that doorknob, predictably poisoning himself. The roleplay group always remembered that as literally licking the doorknob, which we presume is because it's funnier to imagine that way.)